HUMOR AND TRUTH?

A young woman wasn't feeling well, and asked one her
co-workers to recommend a physician. "I know a great
one in the city, but he is very expensive. Five hundred
dollars for the first visit, and one hundred dollars for
each one after that."

The woman went to the doctor's office and, trying to
save a little money, cheerily announced. "I'm back!"

Not fooled for a second, the doctor quickly examined
her and said,
"Very good, just continue the treatment I prescribed on
your last visit."
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She sure would not even try that in Wyoming, with the
mandatory RFID dog-chip implanted in her butt!

As soon as she steps up to the receptionist's counter,
her ID and entire medical history will show on the
receptionist's computer. Payment history and criminal
record too. And of course her driving record and 
credit rating!

Actually, the chip does not have all that info. It just 
carries the ACCESS KEY to all that. The data can be
updated even while the chip carrier is hiding in Africa.

Naturally airport security and police use the same 
dog-chip scanners. That was actually Obama's main argument
in favor of chipping all the sheeple.

I have a hunch Montana will threaten to secede and join 
Canada, rather than have all Montanans wear dog chips.