JUST FUNNY.

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously
divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her
new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've
been married ten times.?"

"Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling
me how great it was going to be.

"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really
sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he'd look
into it and get back with me.

"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything
checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he
had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic
process but he wanted three years to research, implement,
and design a new state of the-art method.

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew
how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product,
he was never sure how to position it.

"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was.
.......... God I miss him.

"But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?

"Your're with the "GOVERNMENT"...
This time I KNOW I'm gonna get SCR....D."