AND A LITTLE (NOTICE I SAID LITTLE) HUMOR

The Federal Government just announced Medicare Part G! 
Enrollment is OPEN thru the 30th.  Sign up immediately! 

Medicare, Part G - Nursing Home Plan 

If you're an older senior citizen and can no longer take 
care of yourself. The government says there's no 
Nursing Home care available for you. So, what do you 
do? You opt for Part G…. 

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun (Part G) 
and four bullets. You are allowed to shoot four politicians. 
This means, of course, that you'll be sent to prison where 
you'll receive three meals a day, a roof over your head, 
central heating & air conditioning, cable TV, library, and 
all the Health Care you need. 


Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That's great. 
Need a hearing aid, new hip, knees, kidney, lungs, sex change, 
or heart? They're all covered. 

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you 
at least as often as they do now! 

And, who will be paying for all of this? The same government 
that just told you they can't afford for you to go into a home. 
And....you can get rid of 4 useless politicians while you're at it. 
And now, because you're a prisoner, you don't have to pay 
any more income taxes. 

Is this a great country or what? 

Now that we've solved your senior financial planning, enjoy 
your week. 

Blue/Cross of Alabama will be offering a supplementary plan 
that will cover the cost of 4 more bullets if desired.