SUNDAY HUMOR

A new addition to the periodic table of
chemical elements
Element Name: MAN
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: 180+
Physical properties: Solid at room
temperature but gets bent out of shape
easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.

Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust,
aging samples are unable to conduct
electricity as easily as young samples.

Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with
WO any chance it can get. Also tends to
form strong bonds with itself. Becomes
explosive when mixed with KID (Element:
Child) for prolonged periods of time.
Neutralizes by saturating with alcohol.
Usage: None known. Possibly good
methane source. Good specimens are able
to produce large quantities on command.

Caution: In the absence of WO, this element
rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.