JUST FOR HUMOR. NO. REALLY.

From today in 2006
(some of the characters in this have since died)
Thanks to Paul for the minutes of the Democratic
National Convention
    7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
   7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.
   7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
   7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship.
          Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.
   8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
   8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.
   8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding -- Barney Frank Presiding.
   8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
   8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan -- Susan
          Sarandon.
   9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for
           surrender--Jacques Chirac
   9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
   9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney
        transplant fund
   9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from
        Guantanamo Bay. Sean Penn
   9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, A short talk by William
        Jefferson Clinton
   9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
   9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presents Truth in Broadcasting award,
          presented by Michael Moore
   9:55 P.M., Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
   10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought
         down the World Trade Center Towers-- Howard Dean
   10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by
         Mahmud Ahnadinejad
   11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
   11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet
   11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War Criminals--John Kerry
   11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton
   12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
   12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home