Sad truth

A Somali arrives in Simi Valley as a new immigrant to The U.S..

He stops the first person he sees walking down the street
and says, " Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country,
giving me housing, foods vouchers, free medical care and 
free education!"

The passer-by says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican"

The man goes on and encounters another passer-by. "Thank you
for  having such a beautiful country here in Simi Valley!"

The person says, "I no Canadian, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees
he stops, shakes his hand and says
"Thank you for the wonderful U.S.!"

That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East,
I am not American!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks "Are you a Californian?"

She says, "No, I am from Russia!"

Puzzled he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

The Russian lady checks her watch and says:
"Probably at work!"