SOME HUMOR?

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where
the driver and passenger were unconscious and
being attended to by an ambulance crew.
As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey
came out of the brush and hopped around the
crashed car.
The officer looked down at the monkey and said,
"I wish you could talk."

The monkey looked up at the officer and nodded
his head up and down.

"You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the
officer.
Again, the monkey nodded his head up and down.

"Well, did you see this?"

"Yes," motioned the monkey.

"What happened?"

The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand
and turned it up by his mouth.

"They were drinking beer?" asked the officer.

The monkey nods his head "Yes."

"What else?" The monkey pinched his fingers
together and held them to his mouth.

"They were smoking marijuana?"

The monkey nods his head "Yes."

"What else?"

The monkey motioned "kissing."

"They were kissing, too?" asked the astounded
officer.

The monkey nods his head "Yes."

"Now wait, you're saying your owners were
drinking, smoking and kissing before they
wrecked."

The monkey nods his head "Yes."

"What were you doing during all this?"

......."Driving" motioned the monkey.
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